Jeffrey Hale is no stranger to suburban horror. He’s been accosted by goat-human hybrids, chased by inbred wenches, attacked by giant killer bees, and survived countless hours of prime-time television. When he isn’t busy fighting for his life, he can be found reading, writing, playing the bass guitar, or otherwise making a damn fool of himself. You can stalk him (digitally) at twitter.com/jhalehorror or at facebook.com/jeffreyhalehorror. To stalk him in real life, you can find him at *address, city, and state redacted*.